My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
This makes me uncomfortable..
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
you automatically turn gay if you drink this
what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?
Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there’s no difference between what is and what could be.
|—||Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via introspectivepoet)|
its not halloween its hellaween
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away