You're in a laundry room...

whiskeytemptations:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hahaha

whiskeytemptations:

This makes me uncomfortable..

whiskeytemptations:

This makes me uncomfortable..

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

animal40:


contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

whiskeytemptations:

illkim:

when u cum and someone’s about to walk in

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😂😂omfg

Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there’s no difference between what is and what could be.
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via introspectivepoet)

radical-skeleton:

its not halloween its hellaween

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jordieham:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away